"You gain weight right before you stretch."
"Whaaaa?"
"Take your parents heights, add them together, and divide by two."
Mrs Maxwell is such a babe. And thinks I sewn a massive bow onto my skirt, and I didn't lmfao.
I'm going to be 5ft 6?
High fucking five.
Still not tall enough for the Radio City Rockettes though ¬_¬
So tomorrow is my birthday (I don't care)
And tonight I'm going to the Glasgow Cathouse.
How many guy's I will pull tonight? I might tell you later ;)
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